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Summer | 17 | Non-Binary | ♈ | Hello! This is a blog dedicated to whatever I feel like. I try to appeal to my followers, but hey, shit happens. Occasionaly there will be NSFW things but ill tag it

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

1. What's your favorite candle scent?
2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?
3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?
4. How old do you think you'll be when you get married?
5. Do you know a hoarder?
6. Can you do a split?
7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
8. How many oceans have you swam in?
9. How many countries have you been to?
10. Is anyone in your family in the army?
11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?
12. What would you name your son if you had one?
13. What's the worst grade you got on a test?
14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?
15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?
16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?
17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?
18. Did your mother go to college?
19. Are your grandparents still married?
20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?
21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?
22. What's the first amusement park you've been to?
23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?
24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?
25. Is your father bald?
26. Do you know triplets?
27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?
28. Have you ever had Indian food?
29. What's the name of your favorite restaurant?
30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?
31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ's, etc.)?
32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
33. If you have a nickname, what is it?
34. Who's your favorite person in the world?
35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?
36. Can you whistle?
37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?
38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?
39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?
40. What medical conditions do you have?
41. How many times have you been to the hospital?
42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?
43. Where do you buy your jeans?
44. What's the last compliment you got?
45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?
46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?
47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?
48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?
49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn't real?
50. Why do you have a tumblr?

dorkycas:

@mishacollins: I hate having to micromanage like this… (x)

dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

rings-of-salt:

I like Macaroni and Cheese more than I like a lot of people. 

sailorleo:

there’s a bit in homestuck volume 2 where hussie notes that if wv had a spook schema, it would be “fruit roll-up mummy or something”
the idea of that is adorable

sailorleo:

there’s a bit in homestuck volume 2 where hussie notes that if wv had a spook schema, it would be “fruit roll-up mummy or something”

the idea of that is adorable

daughterofstjimmy:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

-hymn music playing in the background-

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

awkwardbutts:

That mirror image doe.

awkwardbutts:

That mirror image doe.

scoutregimentkarkat:

canni8al:

demisexual-defendant:

canni8al:

what people think john is like:

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what john is really like:

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It would actually be more accurate if his arms were flailing as he was flipping everyone off

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thats it thats john

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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